Read that in your BEST conductor voice. Or your worst. I prefer a nice combination of the two which almost always elicits a laugh from the under eight crowd (they mostly find my jokes to be on point). Thank you for being here, for reading this, for following me… listening to me blather on and on about books, Dio, Cormac McCarthy, coffee and of course, Dio. Did I mention him?
I’m going to have a big announcement coming up in a few days so please, come on back and let me know what I’m doing wrong so I can fix it! Anyone who is showing up RIGHT NOW is part of an elaborate test I’m running to help me edit all my mistakes before I step onto the big stage.